XATRA reads a letter from a fan.

xatra

"Dear Xatra, why are you still on Earth? Does your ship have a distress signal? Why not build a new ship and leave? - Your #1 fan"

Xatra tosses the letter over her shoulder.

xatra

Great question, stupid! Here's your answer!

xatra

Who's to say I haven't shot off a distress signal? I'm still waiting, though. It's got a lotta light-years to travel.

Xatra pulls over her bestie PULCHRITUDINOUS.

xatra

But I'm having a good time on this stupid ol' planet in the meantime. I've got one heck of a best friend!

pulchritudinous

Hey! I was in the middle of something!

Pulchritudinous exits the way she came, and CARMEN CAMACHO enters from the other side, wearing her Youber Eat uniform and carrying a disgusting greasy bag from Breadburger. We can't see much of Carmen yet but that's what she'll eventually look like. I'm thinking baseball cap? Your call, just make sure that at least by next panel the reader can easily tell she's delivering for Youber Eat.

xatra

And besides, there's other reasons to stay here...

Xatra happily accepts her extremely healthy food order, grease dripping from the bag.

carmen

I got a Youber Eat order for...

carmen

Xatra?!?

xatra

Ooh! Finally!

Xatra starts stuffing her face with a Triple Quad Bacon + Mayo Deluxe Chicken Burger, with a phone in her other hand.

xatra

Delicious!

xatra

Kinda late, though.

xatra

I'm thinking...two and a half stars.

carmen

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