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・はぁ…ったく何やってるんだ俺を庇って石化とか…
*sigh*... What were you doing, protecting me that you ended up getting petrified...
・格闘家の石像なんて運ぶすごい大変なんだぞ
Carrying a petrified statue of a martial artist is really hard, you know.
・…早く戻れよ
...Hurry and turn back.

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・はぁ…ったく何やってるんだ水浴中に襲われて石化とか
*sigh*... What were you doing, getting jumped on while bathing...
・格闘家の全裸像とか運んでるの見られたらめちゃくちゃ恥ずかしいだろ…
It'd be so embarassing if I'd get seen carrying a petrified statue of a naked martial artist, okay...
・ム…ムラムラしてきちゃったじゃないか…
I-It's not like I'm getting turned on or something...