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,,,,,,<<set $Location to "Bar Bathroom">> <<set $Treasure to 37>> <<set $Orcs to 4>> <<set $SpellsUsed to 3>> <<set $CurrentScreen to "Setup">> <<set $Status to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/drcy5flakggo5n3/DrunkIconHeist.png?dl=1" >>
[[Walking Screen Test]]
[[RacePick]]
[[Results Screen]]
[[InventoryScreen]]
[[NotesScreen]]You are in the <<print $Location>>.
What will you do?
CURRENT STATUS:[img[$Status]]
!You did it!
<<timed 2s t8n>> Treasure nabbed:<</timed>><<timed 3s t8n>> $Treasure G!<</timed>>
<<timed 5s t8n>> Orcs Banged:<</timed>><<timed 6s t8n>> $Orcs Orcs!<</timed>>
<<timed 8s t8n>> Spells Used:<</timed>><<timed 9s t8n>> $SpellsUsed Spells!<</timed>>
<<timed 11s t8n>> Time Taken:<</timed>><<timed 12s t8n>> <<print turns()>> Turns!<</timed>>
<<timed 14s t8n>> Ranking:<</timed>><<timed 18s t8n>> Speed Demon!!!<</timed>>!Choose a Race
[[Wolf|WolfInfo]] [[Human|HumanInfo]] [[Dwarf|DwarfInfo]]
[[Minotaur|MinotaurInfo]] [[Hawk|HawkInfo]] [[Devil|DevilInfo]] [[Gnome|GnomeInfo]]
[[Unicorn|UnicornInfo]] [[Lizard|LizardInfo]] [[Tanuki|TanukiInfo]] Wolves make great bards because of their free spirit and loyalty to their comrades.
By picking a wolf your hearing will be much stronger than others, thanks to your large ears. Because of this when examining an area you pick up sounds others won't notice.
Do you want to be a wolf?
[[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Wolf"]] [[No|RacePick]] Humans make great bards because of their resourcefulness and adaptability.
By picking a human your sense of your surroundings will be much stronger, as well as your knowledge of common tricks and traps. You are much more likely to notice a trapped door or object as a human.
Do you want to be a human?
[[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Human"]] [[No|RacePick]] Dwarves make great bards because of their dedication and love of fine drink.
By picking a dwarf you inherit a trait common to all dwarves due to their ancestry in the toxic bogs. Even dwarves in the crowded cities find it easy for their bodies to process ingested poisons. Because of this, as a dwarf you cannot get the "Drunk" status.
Do you want to be a dwarf?
[[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Dwarf"]] [[No|RacePick]] Minotaurs make great bards because of their boisterous personalities and love of theatrics.
By picking a minotaur, your body and will are much stronger than others. Because of your body and mind of steel and your warm heart, you are incapable of getting the "Cursed" status.
Do you want to be a minotaur?
[[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Minotaur"]] [[No|RacePick]] Hawks make great bards because of their natural gift for song and graceful movement.
By picking a hawk, your eyesight will be much stronger than others, as well as your ability to tell even the smallest difference between colors. Because of this whenever you examine an area you'll pick up sights others will miss, leading to additional clues and options.
Do you want to be a hawk?
[[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Hawk"]] [[No|RacePick]] Devils make great bards because of their great memory and their ease at stirring emotions.
By picking a devil you will be in complete control of yourself and always have a clear head. Because of this you will never get the "Horny" status. (You can still get sex scenes though, don't worry!)
Do you want to be a devil?
[[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Devil"]] [[No|RacePick]] Unicorns make great bards because of their majestic nature and their powerful frame.
By picking a unicorn you will be much more sensitive to magic, to the point of being able to pick up traces of it left behind. When examining an area, you'll be able to tell if there's magic at work.
Do you want to be a unicorn?
[[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Unicorn"]] [[No|RacePick]] Tanuki make great bards because of love of tricks and jovial nature.
By picking a tanuki, you'll be much better at haggling and money in general, thanks to finances being something all tanuki learn. All items bought will cost less.
Do you want to be a tanuki?
[[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Tanuki"]] [[No|RacePick]] You're a bard, a traveller versed in stories, trickery, and magic. It's no secret that most bards enjoy the finer things in life. Food, drink, entertainment, leisure... All things bards enjoy!
<<set $Status to "Normal">><<set $Treasure to 10>>
But you're running low on funds. The 10 G in your pocket is all the money you have left. Seeing you freak out, a friend lets you in on a scheme to make both of you rich...
[[Next=>|Begin2]]Lizards make great bards because of their cunning and devotion to the arts.
By picking a lizard, your sense of smell becomes much sharper than others, thanks to your ability to taste the air. When you explore a room you'll notice scents that other races would never pick up, leading to additional clues and paths.
Do you want to be a lizard?
[[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Lizard"]] [[No|RacePick]] !Inventory
<<if $SeenStrengthHerb is 1>>[[Strength Herb|Strength Herb Examine]]<<else>>?????<</if>>
<<if $SeenHeadyPerfume is 1>>[[Heady Perfume|Heady Perfume Examine]]<<else>>?????<</if>>
<<if $SeenPepperPowder is 1>>[[Pepper Powder|Pepper Powder Examine]]<<else>>?????<</if>>
<<if $SeenClothScrap is 1>>[[Scrap of Cloth|Cloth Scrap Examine]]<<else>>?????<</if>>
<<if $SeenMagicRope is 1>>[[Magic Rope|Magic Rope Examine]]<<else>>?????<</if>>
<<if $SeenPepperPowder is 1>>[[Pepper Powder|Pepper Powder Examine]]<<else>>?????<</if>>
<<if $SeenPepperPowder is 1>>[[Pepper Powder|Pepper Powder Examine]]<<else>>?????<</if>>
<<if $SeenPepperPowder is 1>>[[Pepper Powder|Pepper Powder Examine]]<<else>>?????<</if>>
<<link "Go Back" $CurrentScreen>><</link>>!Notes
<<if $FlyerNote is 1>>[[Tunnels Flyer|Tunnel Flyer Notes]]<<else>>?????<</if>>
<<if $OldManRumor is 1>>[[Old Man Rumor|Old Man Rumor Notes]]<<else>>?????<</if>>
<<if $WaterwayRumor is 1>>[[Waterway Rumor|Waterway Rumor Notes]]<<else>>?????<</if>>
<<if $BarRumor is 1>>[[Bar Rumor|Bar Rumor Notes]]<<else>>?????<</if>>
<<if $CastleRumor is 1>>[[Castle Rumor|Castle Rumor Notes]]<<else>>?????<</if>>
?????
?????
?????
<<link "Go Back" $CurrentScreen>><</link>>!Strength Herb
A strong smelling mystical herb. If you have one, it cures status effects once and is then used up.
[[Go Back|InventoryScreen]]!Heady Perfume
A thick perfume that can cover up any kind of scent with an overwhelming flowery smell. Apparently it smells like fresh cut spring flowers strewn across a babbling brook, with a hint of lemon.
[[Go Back|InventoryScreen]]!Pepper Powder
The powdered form of a rare extremely spicy pepper. Gives any dish an undeniably powerful kick!
[[Go Back|InventoryScreen]]!The Great Orc Heist
<<cacheaudio "Temple" "https://www.dropbox.com/s/rpstzzwoiznw7xc/The%20Ancient%20Ones.mp3?dl=1">><<cacheaudio "TitleResults" "https://www.dropbox.com/s/eezsdbgbropeby2/Bubble%20Butt.mp3?dl=1">><<cacheaudio "City" "https://www.dropbox.com/s/mujrjfycwzfzrtd/Orc%20Strut.mp3?dl=1">><<cacheaudio "Tunnels" "https://www.dropbox.com/s/bwxgo7lskhz61cc/Back%20on%20Top.mp3?dl=1">><<cacheaudio "SexScene" "https://www.dropbox.com/s/3cnxy8yscona2yr/Get%20Your%20Fuck%20On.mp3?dl=1">><<cacheaudio "Castle" "https://www.dropbox.com/s/9gmzxzvre0aobnm/Slow%20Push.mp3?dl=1">><<set $ItemsIcon to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/8d562afp6n756kq/InventoryIcon.png?dl=1">><<set $NotesIcon to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/vmnylncym7tlfr4/Notes%20Button.png?dl=1">> <<set $ChatIcon to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/3zggtdmyztue8mt/Talk%20Button.png?dl=1">> <<set $ExamineIcon to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/hacf11feafqnl9q/ExamineButton.png?dl=1">><<set $SaveIcon to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/ifxwcbm8c0dwctz/Save%20Button.png?dl=1">><<set $LoadIcon to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/rumtbhupurgxgzx/Load%20Button.png?dl=1">><<set $ChatScreen to "GameStart">><<set $ExamineScreen to "GameStart">> <<set $Up to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/xc3jyk6uikml56q/Up%20Button.png?dl=1">><<set $Down to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/pjyl5wddlgp5hcs/Down%20Button.png?dl=1">><<set $Left to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/0g0zu03agezbloh/Left%20Button.png?dl=1">><<set $Right to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/b6cx6qbokhcd7pw/Right%20Button.png?dl=1">> <<set $Drunk to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/drcy5flakggo5n3/DrunkIconHeist.png?dl=1">> <<set $Normal to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/cot06crsklu2czi/OKIconHeist.png?dl=1">> <<set $Cursed to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/beq814zjkge63v3/CursedIconHeist.png?dl=1">> <<set $Horny to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/xx86bl52suopjks/HornyIconHeist.png?dl=1">> <<set $NoUp to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/sirbbunvp8fra5c/Up%20Button%20Off.png?dl=1">> <<set $NoDown to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/gvhy86i6mvat47x/Down%20Button%20Off.png?dl=1">> <<set $NoRight to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/nbzdbwvyx26mn13/Right%20Button%20Off.png?dl=1">> <<set $NoLeft to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/4pus0961nvn89k8/Left%20Button%20Off.png?dl=1">> <<set $Spacer to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1">><<set $PinkDrink to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/xzzfv74tfx5bmtl/PinkDrink.png?dl=1">><<set $OrangeDrink to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/a5l497wgac6cd7i/OrangeDrink.png?dl=1">><<set $PurpleDrink to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/yfgoq87j4salawv/PurpleDrink.png?dl=1">><<set $GreenDrink to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/f1kt18g8cop8szp/GreenDrink.png?dl=1">><<set $BlueDrink to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/b8zvy89jro7xroa/BlueDrink.png?dl=1">><<set $Card1 to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/7vlv1mjt5b53s3t/Card%201.png?dl=1">><<set $Card2 to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/siu4bxd7lw5fxuc/Card%202.png?dl=1">><<set $Card3 to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/rgu8hzaq8y25fgd/Card%203.png?dl=1">><<set $Card4 to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/c1eso39kv8q9g3q/Card%204.png?dl=1">><<set $CardS to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/hy9j1jtu51b6660/Card%20Skip.png?dl=1">><<set $CardF to "https://www.dropbox.com/s/hh4h0b3xoj2zhg9/Card%20Force.png?dl=1">>
<<set $CurrentScreen to "Title Screen">>
[[Start|Begin]]
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "TitleResults" loop volume 0.40 play>>[[Load Game|Load Screen]]
[[Options]]
Version 0.24!Options
[[Sound Test]]
[[Credits]]
[[Image Preloader]]
[[Dev Notes]]
[[Go Back|Title Screen]][img[$Up]] [img[$Down]] [img[$Left]] [img[$Right]] [img[$NoUp]] [img[$NoDown]] [img[$NoLeft]] [img[$NoRight]]
[img[$Normal]] [img[$Drunk]] [img[$Cursed]] [img[$Horny]]
[img[$ItemsIcon]] [img[$NotesIcon]] [img[$ChatIcon]] [img[$ExamineIcon]] [img[$SaveIcon]] [img[$LoadIcon]]
[img[$BlueDrink]] [img[$GreenDrink]] [img[$PurpleDrink]] [img[$OrangeDrink]] [img[$PinkDrink]]
[img[$Card1]] [img[$Card2]] [img[$Card3]] [img[$Card4]] [img[$CardS]] [img[$CardF]]
[[Go Back|Options]]In Tuskany, the capital of Orcheim, the king is throwing a huge party some time from now. During that time his knights will be too busy attending to the guests to guard the vault, full of countless orcish treasures.
A few things from there would have you set for life!
Your friend says he'll play the distraction, giving you more time, but you need to sneak to the vault alone and grab the goods.
[[Next=>|Begin3]]You agree immediately, because there's not much you can buy with 10 G. Before long, you two arrive in Tuskany and he immediately sets off doing... something. It occurs to you that he never gave you the details of his plan.
Oh shit.
You sigh and hitch up your belt, this is gonna be a looooong heist.
Before we begin...
[[Next=>|RacePick]]!City Outskirts
<<set $CurrentScreen to "Outskirts">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Outskirts Examine">>
[img[$Up][City Gates]]
[img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]]
[img[$NoDown]]
Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G
[img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]It looks like no one is around to chat with you...
[[Go Back|$CurrentScreen]]!Sound Test
Choose a Song!
[[Bubble Butt: Title Screen and Results|TitleResults Song]]
[[Orc Strut: The City|City Song]]
[[Back On Top: The Tunnels|Tunnels Song]]
[[Get Your Fuck On: Sex Scene|SexScene Song]]
[[Slow Push: The Castle|Castle Song]]
[[The Ancient Ones: The Temple|Temple Song]]
[[Go Back|Options]]!!!Graphics, Coding, and Writing: MonstrousRick
!!!Music: The Dirty Spiders
!!!Big Awesome Patreon Supporters: [[$10 Supporters!|Ten Dollar Supporters!]] [[$5 Supporters!|Five Dollar Supporters!]]
[[Go Back|Options]]The ground is littered with sparse vegetation and some small rocks. The city of Tuskany is visible in the distance, its castle looming over everything around it, like a tree surrounded by saplings. <<if $Race is "Hawk">> You can see a few fireworks going off in the distance. The party must be starting soon.<</if>><<if $Race is "Lizard">> The air is extremely thick with the smell of sulfur...and the smell of orcs.<</if>><<if $Race is "Wolf">> You can hear crowds cheering in the distance as fireworks go off...<</if>> <<if $Race is "Unicorn">> There's a faint buzzing in the air, like some protective wards have been recently dispeled.<</if>>
<<if $FlyerNote is 1>><<else>>On the ground nearby is a crumpled piece of paper. Looks like a flyer for tourists.
[[Read the Paper|Tourist Flyer]]<</if>>
[[Go Back|Outskirts]]!City Gates
<<set $CurrentScreen to "City Gates">><<set $ChatScreen to "City Gates Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "City Gates Examine">>
[img[$Up][City Square]]
[img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Guard House]]
[img[$Down][Outskirts]]
Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G
[img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]!Guard House
<<set $CurrentScreen to "Guard House">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Guard House Examine">>
[img[$NoUp]]
[img[$Left][City Gates]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]]
[img[$NoDown]]
Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G
[img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]The gates of Tuskany are simultanously large and rather underwhelming. All that's around is a tiny guard house and a simple open gate. Must be a formality more than anything.
There's some graffiti on one of the walls.
!!!WHERE DO YOU THINK ORCS COME FROM?
...you have no idea what that means.
[[Go Back|City Gates]]The guard house looks like it can barely fit one person inside. It has a small chair and a few pieces of paper pinned to a cork board. <<if $Race is "Unicorn">>Some magic is hanging in the air here.<</if>>
[[Look At Corkboard|Guard House Corkboard]]
[[Go Back|Guard House]]!City Square
<<set $CurrentScreen to "City Square">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "City Square Examine">>
[img[$Up][City Park]]
[img[$Left][Bar Entrance]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Shopping Area]]
[img[$Down][City Gates]]
Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G
[img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]!City Park
<<set $CurrentScreen to "City Park">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "City Park Examine">>
[img[$Up][Castle Road]]
[img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]]
[img[$Down][City Square]]
Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G
[img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]1. Bartender gets blowjob from behind the counter.
2. !Shopping Area
<<set $CurrentScreen to "Shopping Area">><<set $ChatScreen to "Shopping Area Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Shopping Area Examine">>
[img[$NoUp]]
[img[$Left][City Square]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]]
[img[$NoDown]]
Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G
[img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]Here's the entrance to a building called "Smitty's Bar".
Do you wanna enter?
<<if $BeenInBar is 1>>[[Yes|Bar Redux]]<<else>>[[Yes|Smitty's Bar]]<</if>>
[[No|City Square]] !Castle Road
<<set $CurrentScreen to "Castle Road">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Castle Road Examine">>
[img[$Up][Castle Gates]]
[img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Vista Cliffs]]
[img[$Down][City Park]]
Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G
[img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]!Castle Gates
<<set $CurrentScreen to "Castle Gates">><<set $ChatScreen to "Castle Gates Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Castle Gates Examine">>
[img[$NoUp]]
[img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]]
[img[$Down][Castle Road]]
Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G
[img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]The bar is crowded with orcs! To your surprise, none of the orcs seem to care much about a non-orc entering their presence.
There's a guy at the bar looking pretty shifty, and a bartender polishing a glass. In addition there's a bathroom in the back.
Looking behind you, there's a bunch of orc boys moved towards the entrance so you're stuck here for now.
<<set $BeenInBar to 1>>
What will you do?
<<if $RumorGuyTalk is 1>>[[Talk to Rumors Guy|Rumors Menu]]<<else>>[[Talk to Shifty Guy|Rumors Guy]]<</if>> [[Talk to Bartender|Smitty Talk]] [[Go to the Bathroom|Bar Bathroom]] [[Check out the Posting Board|Event Selection]]
[[Leave|City Square]]When you enter the bar bathroom, you immediately notice a gloryhole carved into one of the stalls, with a mouth waiting on one end.
"Go on, we both know you want this. Stick it in and it'll feel real good..."
What do you do?
[[Stick it in and Feel Real Good|BarBlowjob]]
[[Nevermind...|BarBlowjob Cancel]]You're in a dark tunnel. You can hear water running in the distance.
With no other way to go, you travel along the passage until you come to another shaft, this one with a sliver of light coming out of the top. It must be a way out!
[[Climb Up|Orc Speech Temp]]You're in a dimly lit tunnel and can hear some water flowing nearby.
[[Go East|Ruined Temple Entrance Temp]]Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it.The doorway in front of the crumbling temple has an inscription:
"Pass the four trials, and become one of us."
[[Enter the Temple|Temple Center]]<<if $TemplePuzzle is 4>><<else>>!Temple Center
[img[$NoUp]]
[img[$Left][Temple Left]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Temple Right]]
[img[$Down][Ruined Temple Entrance]]<</if>>Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it.!Temple Left
[img[$Up][Passage of Might]]
[img[$Left][Passage of Insight]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Temple Center]]
[img[$NoDown]]<<if $ComradesDone is 1>>An energy force is keeping you from entering the passage...
[[Go Back|Temple Right]]<<else>>You enter the passage of comrades. All around you are pictures of orcs hugging, wrestling, talking, and er...fucking.
After traveling for some time, you come across a wall with many indentations on it. Above the indentations is an inscription:
"When the clock strikes nine, all will be safe."
Which do you press?
[[{o}|Wrong Comrades]] [[{o}|Wrong Comrades]] [[{o}|Wrong Comrades]]
[[{o}|Comrades2]] [[{o}|Wrong Comrades]] [[{o}|Wrong Comrades]]
[[{o}|Wrong Comrades]] [[{o}|Wrong Comrades]] [[{o}|Wrong Comrades]]<</if>>!Temple Right
[img[$Up][Passage of Comrades]]
[img[$Left][Temple Center]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Passage of Courage]]
[img[$NoDown]]Double-click this passage to edit it.You're listening to Bubble Butt, the song used on the title screen and the results screen.
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "TitleResults" loop volume 0.50 play>><<set $TitlePlaying to 0>>
[[Go Back|Sound Test]]You're listening to Back On Top, the song played when exploring the tunnels under the city.
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "Tunnels" loop volume 0.50 play>><<set $TitlePlaying to 1>>
[[Go Back|Sound Test]]You're listening to Get Your Fuck On, the song used for sex scenes.
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "SexScene" loop volume 0.50 play>><<set $TitlePlaying to 1>>
[[Go Back|Sound Test]]You're listening to Slow Push, the song played when exploring the castle area.
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "Castle" loop volume 0.50 play>><<set $TitlePlaying to 1>>
[[Go Back|Sound Test]]--------------------------------------------------------------
Fun Fact!
There's tunnels in the city that lead into the castle. A few businesses were built over these tunnels. Nobody uses them though! Those tunnels are connected to an ancient crumbling orc temple worshipping a virility god named Th'Robb and for the safety of the public, and to keep that historic site intact, those businesses keep hatches that lead to the tunnels closed but available for emergencies. With a city as safe as Tuskany, we've never had to use em even once! <<set $FlyerNote to 1>>
K-1 V-3 Q-9
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!!!This information was added to your notes.
[[Go Back|Outskirts]]--------------------------------------------------------------
Fun Fact!
There's tunnels in the city that lead into the castle. A few businesses were built over these tunnels. Nobody uses them though! Those tunnels are connected to an ancient crumbling orc temple worshipping a virility god named Th'Robb and for the safety of the public, and to keep that historic site intact, those businesses keep hatches that lead to the tunnels closed but available for emergencies. With a city as safe as Tuskany, we've never had to use em even once!
K-1 V-3 Q-9
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[[Go Back|NotesScreen]]You're listening to Orc Strut, the song played when exploring the city of Tuskany.
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>><<set $TitlePlaying to 0>>
[[Go Back|Sound Test]]<<if $GateGuardTalk is 5>>It looks like no guard has come to replace the one you pantsed. Guess his shift wasn't over after all...
[[Still Worth It|City Gates]]<<else>>There's a very uncomfortable looking orcish guard standing outside the open gates. He's a bit on the short side, and his uniform seems to have been cut to fit his body, making the bottom edges of the shirt a little frayed.
Do you want to talk with him?
[[Talk|Gate Guard][$GateGuardTalk to 0]]
[[Don't Talk|City Gates]]<</if>><<if $GateGuardTalk is 0>>The guard catches you walking towards him and stands up as straight as he possibly can and adjusts his shirt so the city's symbol, four tusks arranged to look like a mouth, is very clearly visible. He tries to hitch up his pants, but his poorly fitting uniform ends up making his bulge much more visible...which he isn't aware of. He clears his throat:
"How can I help you citizen, I mean visiting person? Tourist? How can I help you."
[["How you doin?"|Gate Guard][$GateGuardTalk to 1]]
[["What can you tell me about Tuskany?"|Gate Guard][$GateGuardTalk to 2]]
[["See ya!"|City Gates][$GateGuardTalk to 0]]<</if>><<if $GateGuardTalk is 1>>The guard coughs as his eyes widen for a second.
"How am I? Well... bored, I guess." He realises what he said and immediately starts backtracking in a panic. "I mean, not so bored I can't guard the city well. Especially on a day like today!"
[["What's today?"|Gate Guard][$GateGuardTalk to 3]]
[["What can you tell me about Tuskany?"|Gate Guard][$GateGuardTalk to 2]]
[["See ya!"|City Gates][$GateGuardTalk to 0]]<</if>><<if $GateGuardTalk is 2>>He closes his eyes for a second and then rattles off a veeeerrry speech about how Tuskany is the beautiful crown jewel of the orc kingdom. This response sounds like its part of his job, poor guy. The guard's eyes glaze over as he stares off into the distance.
"...A wonderful natural source of the purest water..."
"...and thousands flock here every year for celebrations..."
"...that's why we're very lucky to have both a mayor and a king in our city...
He's not paying attention...
[[*Pull His Pants Down*|Gate Guard][$GateGuardTalk to 4]]
[[Walk Away|City Gates][$GateGuardTalk to 0]]<</if>><<if $GateGuardTalk is 3>>He seems almost shocked. "You didn't know? Today is a huge celebration! The king is celebrating...er...something. Whatever it is, rich and famous orcs from all over the world are attending! I'm actually waiting for my shift to end soon so I can go to the party. I don't wanna miss a thing!
[["What can you tell me about Tuskany?"|Gate Guard][$GateGuardTalk to 2]]
[["See ya!"|City Gates][$GateGuardTalk to 0]]<</if>><<if $GateGuardTalk is 4>>You grip each side of the orc guard's pants and pull them down with as much force as you can, his cock and balls flopping out before he can even register what happened. His nuts look like a pair of green apricots, no wonder his bulge was that visible...
He starts blushing and tries to pull his pants up, but ends up ripping them in the process, some coins and a piece of the cloth falling to the ground.
"Y-you dick!" He yells flustered, hopping off into town trying to cover his junk. "My shift was over anyway!"
!!!You found a scrap of cloth. <<set $HasCloth to 1>> <<set $SeenClothScrap to 1>>
!!!You found 3 silver coins! <<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 3>>
[[A Job Well Done|City Gates][$GateGuardTalk to 5]]<</if>>The road to Tuskany Castle is a rather lonely one, with a few trees on either side cradling a brick path. You can see the castle itself looming in the distance. <<if $Race is "Hawk">>Many party goers are hanging out on the balconies, some talking, some dancing, and a couple of them are fist fighting while others cheer on.<</if>><<if $Race is "Lizard">>The smell of orc musk is already nearly overwhelming...<</if>><<if $Race is "Wolf">>You can hear lots of chatter coming from the windows and balconies of the castle. Most cheerful, but some of it very angry.<</if>><<if $Race is "Unicorn">>The magic used on the castle is extremely powerful, almost overwhelming.<</if>><<if $Race is "Human">>You have a really bad feeling about this...<</if>>
[[Go Back|Castle Road]]Beyond the castle gates you can see tons of orcs interacting with each other, but the large iron bars keep you from seeing anything else.
[[Go Back|Castle Gates]]You see a couple guards in front of the gates chatting to each other.
[[Talk to Them|Castle Guards]]
[[Leave Them Alone|Castle Gates]]For being in the capital of the orc city, the park is very modest. A circle of trees bearing fruit, and a few benches near a fountain with a statue of an orc with a sword in one hand and a book in the other. An orcish couple is making out next to the tree, and a few of the bushes seem to be shaking in the wind...but there's not much wind.
[[Look at the Fountain|City Park Fountain]]
[[Look at the Couple|City Park Couple]]
[[Look at the Bushes|City Park Bushes]]
[[Look at Nothing|City Park]]Before you can speak to the castle guards they rush you. "Oh no, not again. We've already had one bandit, we ain't dealing with another!" one of them says while lifting you up.
"Toss him in the tunnels, we can fish him out later!" the other suggests.
The two of them open a hatch near the gates and toss you into it, causing you to tumble down a dark shaft til you hit water.
[[>>>|Tunnel Entrance B]]Which paper do you wanna read?
[[Recruitment Post]]
[[Wanted Post]]
[[Missing Post]]
[[None of Them|Guard House]]---------------------------------------------
!ATTENTION
The guard is looking for a few new men!
Inquire at the castle, must be an orc to apply!
Ask for General Zug!
Protect your kingdom and bare your tusks to our enemies!
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[[Go Back|Guard House Corkboard]]---------------------------------------
!WANTED
There's a bandit running around the city, stealing things from innocent unaware orcs! His calling card seems to be giving the man's rear end a hard swat before leaving with his plundered goods!
If you have any information, contact General Zug at the castle!
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[[Go Back|Guard House Corkboard]]------------------------------------------
!MISSING
My military jacket is gone! I'm sure that bandit is to blame! If you have any information, please come to the castle! That jacket has many charms on it, each with vast magical power. In the wrong hands...
Let me know ASAP if you find anything!
PS- If you know why the bandit swats his victim's butts, PLEASE tell me! I'm very very confused. And sore.
-General Zug
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[[Go Back|Guard House Corkboard]]The fountain's waters are crystal clear and very relaxing. It almost makes you wanna gaze into them for hours...
<<if $FountainMoney is 1>><<else>>At the bottom of the fountain's pool are some gold coins.
Nobody's gonna miss them, right?
!!!You found 4 gold coins!<<set $Treasure to $Treasure +8>><<set $FountainMoney to 1>><</if>>
[[Go Back|City Park]]
<<if $ExhibOrcs is 1>>The duo are still going at it, now the smaller one is stroking his partner's cock, and the larger is fingering the smaller orc's hole. At this point they're too caught up in fucking each other to notice you watching them, so you take a moment to appreciate the spectacle.
[[Go Back|City Park]]<<else>>The couple notice your eyes on them, and try to give you a show. The larger of the two pulls his partner's pants down and jiggles his round orc butt.
"Like what you see?" he chuckles as he spreads the smaller orc's cheeks and starts rubbing his hole. "No guards around cuz of the party. We can do this aaaaaall day." You start rubbing your bulge, but remember you got work to do. Damn. <<set $ExhibOrcs to 1>>
[[Go Back|City Park]]<</if>><<if $BushOrc is 1>>You creep towards the bushes and carefully peek inside...
Huh. Guess this time it really was wind shaking these bushes.
[[Go Back|City Park]]<<else>>Not knowing what to expect, you slowly walk towards the shaking bushes. Maybe its a bird, and birds sometimes steal jewelry! You gently part the bushes to see...
An orc jerking off looking at the couple making out.
Well that's not a bird.
"Go the fuck away!" He says without even slowing down his stroking. "Wait a minute, I have an idea!" The orc grabs you and pulls you into the bush pushing your mouth down onto his cock.
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "SexScene" loop volume 0.50 play>><<set $TitlePlaying to 1>>
[[>>>|Bushes 2]]<</if>>Unusually, the city square is basically empty, with a few people hurrying along to their destinations. At the center of the square is a large posting of tons of different events coming up, tonights party at the castle of course being the biggest.
Would you like to look at the schedule?
[[Yes|Schedule]]
[[No|City Square]]None of the local shops are open today, probably because of the holiday. Despite that, one stand seems to be running anyway. Even though the shops are closed, many of them have balloons and shiny charms hanging off of their doors and windows. <<if $Race is "Wolf">> You faintly hear running water underneath you.<</if>>
[[Go Back|Shopping Area]]You attempt to stop multiple people for a chat, but they brush you off and keep to their schedules. Orcs must be taking this celebration very seriously!
[[Go Back|City Square]]Theres an old orc sitting on a bench, and a young man running some kind of sales stand.
Which do you wanna talk to?
[[The Salesman|Orc Salesman Temp]]
[[The Old Orc|Old Orc]]!Cloth Scrap
A scrap of cloth from the pants of that orc guard. It smells really strongly of crotch musk.
[[Go Back|InventoryScreen]]---------------------------------------------------
5:00 PM - Opening Ceremonies
6:00 PM - Castle Tours Open
9:00 PM - Band Performance
11:00 PM - Initiations
12:00 PM - End
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[[Go Back|City Square]]"Oh yeah, this feels MUCH fuckin' better!" He chuckles as he pushes your head down and up, forcing you to deepthroat his thick throbbing cock. You can't tell if it's from the lack of air or his strong orc musk, but you start feeling lightheaded really quickly and stop putting up resistance, turning into his personal sex toy.
"Boy, they're really goin at it." he whispers as he stops pushing your head and starts thrusting his hips, hitting the back of your throat with his huge cockhead each thrust.
"I'm getting so fuckin' close..."
[[>>>|Bushes 3]]The orc lets out a loud grunt and thrusts deep into your throat. You can feel his warm cum filling you up more and more each time his dick throbs. Eventually he lets go of you and you fall back, both you and the orc panting and gasping.
"Uhh, here," he says pulling up his pants. The orc tosses you a few silver and walks out of the bushes.
[[>>>|Bushes 4]]The manhole cover easily flips up, revealing a metal ladder and what appears to be a long shaft. Intensly curious, you descend down the ladder, each step producing a loud clang.
Around the time you get halfway down the manhole slams shut, raining a small amount dust down on you. Guess you're finding some other way out of here...
[[>>>|Tunnel Entrance A]] The salesman's face lightens as you come towards him. "Why hello there! I have many fine wares, surely one of them will interest you!
[[Why are you still open?|Orc Salesman 2]]
[[Buy Items|Shop]]
[[See Ya|Shopping Area]]<<if $GiveCloth is 1>>The old man is still sniffing the scrap of cloth, you gotta admire how dedicated he is to being horny.
[[Go Back|Shopping Area]]<<else>>"how are you this afternoon, m'boy?" the old orc chuckles as you approach him. It's a clear sunny day and you're about to make a ton of money, so you can't deny you're doing great.
"Good! That's good..." he trails off. "So, how much you packin' down there? The jovial orc cups your bulge in his hands before you have a chance to react. "Not bad at all. Reminds me a bit of that guard at the town gate, he looks like he's smuggling some fruit in his pants!" he laughs. "I bet his fat nuts smell amazing!"
<<if $SeenClothScrap is 1>>
[[Offer Him the Cloth Scrap|OldManCloth]]
<</if>>[[Say Goodbye to the Pervy Old Man|Shopping Area]]<</if>>
He scoffs at you. "Look around buddy, I got no competition! With all the other salesmen at the party, this here's a monopoly."
Can't argue with that.
"You gonna buy something or what?"
[[Buy Something|Shop]]
[[Or What|Shopping Area]]"What do you want?"
<<if $SeenStrengthHerb is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Strength Herb]]<</if>>
<<if $SeenPepperPowder is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Pepper Powder]]<</if>>
<<if $SeenHeadyPerfume is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Heady Perfume]]<</if>>
<<if $SeenMagicRope is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Magic Rope]]<</if>>
[[Nothin|Shopping Area]]"Got your eyes on a Strength Herb huh? It's an all around miracle cure for whatever ails ya!"
<<if $Race is "Tanuki">>"For you, it's gonna be 7 G. You want it?
[[Buy|Strength Herb Buy Tanuki]]
[[No Thanks|Shop]]<<else>>For you, it's gonna be 10 G. You want it?
[[Buy|Strength Herb Buy]]
[[No Thanks|Shop]]<</if>>"Got your eyes on a Strength Herb huh? It's an all around miracle cure for whatever ails ya!"
<<if $Race is "Tanuki">>"For you, it's gonna be 7 G. You want it?
[[Buy|Strength Herb Buy Tanuki]]
[[No Thanks|Shop]]<<else>>For you, it's gonna be 10 G. You want it?
[[Buy|Strength Herb Buy]]
[[No Thanks|Shop]]<</if>>"Got your eyes on a Strength Herb huh? It's an all around miracle cure for whatever ails ya!"
<<if $Race is "Tanuki">>"For you, it's gonna be 7 G. You want it?
[[Buy|Strength Herb Buy Tanuki]]
[[No Thanks|Shop]]<<else>>For you, it's gonna be 10 G. You want it?
[[Buy|Strength Herb Buy]]
[[No Thanks|Shop]]<</if>>!Magic Rope
An enchanted rope that latches itself to anything the user intends it to, and cannot be broken unless its owner wishes it to. Very handy!
[[Go Back|InventoryScreen]]"Got your eyes on a Strength Herb huh? It's an all around miracle cure for whatever ails ya!"
<<if $Race is "Tanuki">>"For you, it's gonna be 7 G. You want it?
[[Buy|Strength Herb Buy Tanuki]]
[[No Thanks|Shop]]<<else>>For you, it's gonna be 10 G. You want it?
[[Buy|Strength Herb Buy]]
[[No Thanks|Shop]]<</if>>The old orc's eyes light up as he sees you take out the scrap. "Is that what I think it is?" he says with a gasp. You nod affirmatively.
<<set $GiveCloth to 1>>
The old man takes it and gives the cloth a long sniff. "Even better than I thought. You're alright boy. Lemme give you a tip. Orcs have really sensitive cocks. Way more sensitive than other races. If you give it enough attention, we're putty in your hands!" he chuckles.
[[>>>|Shopping Area]]You gently push down on an indentation...
<<set $Race to "Minotaur">>
The button clicks into place and the wall begins to descend. Behind it though is a statue of an orc holding a large silver pitcher, and when the wall hits the floor, the pitcher tilts, splashing you with its fluid contents.
<<if $Race is "Minotaur">>The contents seem to have no effect on you.
[[Go On|Comrades2]]<<else>>You feel the liquid start to sap your strength.
!!!You are now cursed!
[[Go On|Comrades2]]<</if>>[[Comrades2]]You hesitently press down on an indentation that feels a little different to you, and you hear a click.
<<set $TemplePuzzle to $TemplePuzzle + 1>><<set $ComradesDone to 1>>
Suddenly a bright light flashes, and you're back in the temple's center room.
[[>>>|Temple Center]]
<<if $HaveStrengthHerb is 1>>Luckily, you have a strength herb for just the occassion. After chewing on the terrible thing for a short time, you feel your strength returning to you.<<else>>Slowly picking yourself up, you resolve to keep going, this shit ain't gonna keep you from those riches...<<set $Status to "Cursed">><</if>>
[[Go On|Comrades2]]
Not wanting to pass up a free blowjob, you drop your pants and thrust your cock towards the orc's lips.
"Mmm you smell great," he says, before kissing your cockhead and engulfing it with his mouth.
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "SexScene" loop volume 0.50 play>><<set $TitlePlaying to 1>>
The way he runs his tongue over your tip makes your toes curl and you can't help but let out a few low moans with each swirl.
[[>>>|Bar Blowjob 2]]You turn down the extremely horny orc on the other side of the hole. You got shit to do today.
You find a manhole cover in one of the corners... Maybe this leads somewhere?
[[Bar Manhole]]You're currently completely sober, and Smitty looks completely sober too.
What're you gonna do?
[[Take a Shot|Drinking Game Continue][$Drunkness to Drunkness + Random(1,3)]]
[[Call it Quits|Drinking Game Bad End]]notes
Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it."I heard lotsa rumors, but I ain't sayin em for free!"
<<if $Race is "Tanuki">> "For you, it's 1G a pop!"
<<if $OldManRumor is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Old Man Rumor|Old Man Rumor Tanuki]]<</if>>
<<if $WaterwayRumor is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Waterway Rumor|Waterway Rumor Tanuki]]<</if>>
<<if $CastleRumor is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Castle Rumor|Castle Rumor Tanuki]]<</if>>
<<if $BarRumor is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Bar Rumor|Bar Rumor Tanuki]]<</if>>
[[Go Back|Bar Redux]]<<else>>"For you, it's 2G a pop!"
<<if $OldManRumor is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Old Man Rumor|Old Man Rumor]]<</if>>
<<if $WaterwayRumor is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Waterway Rumor|Waterway Rumor]]<</if>>
<<if $CastleRumor is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Castle Rumor|Castle Rumor]]<</if>>
<<if $BarRumor is 1>>-SOLD OUT-<<else>>[[Bar Rumor|Bar Rumor Tanuki]]<</if>>
[[Go Back|Bar Redux]]<</if>>
Current Cash: <<print $Treasure>>G<<if $Treasure gte 1>>!Old Man Rumor
<<set $OldManRumor to 1>><<set $Treasure to $Treasure -1>>
Don't tell anyone I told ya...but the old man who always sits in the shopping district is a huge musk fiend. If you manage to find something with lots of musk on it, you can probably get something from him!
[[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<<else>>"HEY! YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CASH!"
[[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<</if>>This rumor is currently empty!
[[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]This rumor is currently empty!
[[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<<if $Treasure gte 1>>!Bar Rumor
<<set $BarRumor to 1>><<set $Treasure to $Treasure -1>>
Don't tell anyone I told ya...but some people say that sometimes Smitty goes to the back room to rub one out on his breaks. If you can somehow get back there, you could see what he's packin!
[[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<<else>>"HEY! YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CASH!"
[[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<</if>><<if $Treasure gte 2>>!Old Man Rumor
<<set $OldManRumor to 1>><<set $Treasure to $Treasure -2>>
Don't tell anyone I told ya...but the old man who always sits in the shopping district is a huge musk fiend. If you manage to find something with lots of musk on it, you can probably get something from him!
[[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<<else>>"HEY! YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CASH!"
[[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<</if>>This rumor is currently empty!
[[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]This rumor is currently empty!
[[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<<if $Treasure gte 2>>!Bar Rumor
<<set $BarRumor to 1>><<set $Treasure to $Treasure -2>>
Don't tell anyone I told ya...but some people say that sometimes Smitty goes to the back room to rub one out on his breaks. If you can somehow get back there, you could see what he's packin!
[[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<<else>>"HEY! YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CASH!"
[[Go Back|Rumors Menu]]<</if>>"Cmon big guy, fuck my face! I wanna feel you unload in my throat," the cocksucker pants. Quickly putting your hands against the wall for support, you thrust into your partner's throat with as much force as you can manage, treating him like your personal sex toy.
And he fuckin loves every minute of it. You hear loud moans coming from the other side of the wall, letting you know this is exactly what he wanted.
[[>>>|Bar Blowjob 3]]Before long you let out a loud grunt and cum balls deep in the orc's throat. After a few seconds he pulls his mouth off of your cock with a satisfied slurp. "Thanks, stud."
[[>>>|Bar Blowjob 4]]The shady guy coughs."I know some things. Things that might help ya do your little...job."
Before you can ask him how he knows his hand stretches out palm upwards.
"I don't do this shit for free though. Line my pockets, then I'll talk."
<<set $RumorGuyTalk to 1>>
[[Let's do Business|Rumors Menu]]
You walk up to the hulking musclebound bartender and read that his nametag says "Smitty".
Must be the owner. Or an orc so big they decided to name the bar after him.
"Ey Mac, what can I do for ya?"
[[How are things?|Smitty How Things]]
[[How about a drink?|Smitty Drink]]
[[Anything to do here?|Anything to Do]]
[[Goodbye!|Bar Redux]][[0.2 Build|0.2 Notes]] [[0.21 Build|0.21 Notes]] [[0.22 Build|0.22 Notes]]
[[0.23 Build|0.23 Notes]] [[0.24 Build|0.24 Notes]]
[[Go Back|Options]]You're listening to The Ancient Ones, the song for when you're exploring the crumbling temple.
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "Temple" loop volume 0.50 play>><<set $TitlePlaying to 1>>
[[Go Back|Sound Test]]!Smitty's Bar
<<if $RumorGuyTalk is 1>>[[Talk to Rumors Guy|Rumors Menu]]<<else>>[[Talk to Shifty Guy|Rumors Guy]]<</if>>
[[Talk to Bartender|Smitty Talk]]
[[Go to the Bathroom|Bar Bathroom]]
[[Check out the Posting Board|Event Selection]]
<<if $ChatLocals is 1>>[[Chat Up the Locals|Bar Chat]]<<else>><</if>>
[[Leave|City Square]]At least you got something out of this other than a sore throat...
!!!You got 4 silver coins! <<set $Treasure to $Treasure +4>> <<set $BushOrc to 1>>
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>>
[[>>>|City Park]]The orc salesman shakes his head as you walk towards him. "I'm sorry bud, I'm all out of products. You'll have to come back another time."
He looks left and right. "Well, not completely out of products. I do have this cigar I've been testing, but so far no takers. Wanna try? I'll give it to you for free!"
[[Smoke that Shit|Smoke Bad End]]
[[Nevermind|Shopping Area]]Pulling your pants back up, you notice a manhole in the corner of the bathroom, usually bathrooms don't have that kinda thing, right?
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>>
[[Check it Out|Bar Manhole]]Not wanting to pass up a free cigar, you grab it from the salesman's hand and give it a sniff.
Smells like cherries. And orcs. Big musky orcs. You feel your loins stir at the scent and quickly put the smoke in your mouth.
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "SexScene" loop volume 0.50 play>><<set $TitlePlaying to 1>>"Need a light?" the salesman asks as he produces a small flame with the snap of his fingers, then brings it to the tip of the cigar. Immediately green smoke starts pouring off the end of it, making the orc scent much much thicker.
[[>>>|Smoke Bad End 2]]
The need to smoke overtakes you. You start puffing and puffing, your head getting fuzzier and fuzzier, your cock getting harder and harder. The salesman only grins a toothy grin as you feel your balls getting heavier and your shoulders becoming broader. Once you notice a large tusk on each side of the cigar, it hits you.
You're becoming an orc!
[[>>>|Smoke Bad End 3]]"Ooh, looks like you're a fast changer, huh big boy?" the salesman giggles. "The king's gonna love having a new guy in town, and judging by the rock hard cock in your pants, you're gonna fit right in!" He hops out from behind his little stand and pulls your pants down. "Trust me, you'll thank me for this." You can only grin and nod back to him.
[[>>>|Smoke Bad End 4]]He exhales on his index finger to warm it up, and then starts rubbing your cockhead in a circular motion. It feels better than sex has ever felt before, what little brain activity you had going on is completely short circuited as you let out a loud grunt and start shooting huge loads of cum for what feels like forever.
"Well then," the salesman says once you're finally done. "I think it's time you went and met your new king."
[[BAD END|Smoke Bad End 5]]Looks like your adventure has come to an end, but it doesn't have to be that way. Let's put you back somewhere safe, before you made that decision...
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>>
[[Go Back|Shopping Area]]Double-click this passage to edit it.After walking for a while you come across an ancient crumbling temple. You're extremely nervous, but something compels you to keep going forward into its dark depths.
Eventually you come across a large pattern in the middle of an empty room, a light from above illuminating the entire thing. Upon examination it looks like a large man with an outline around him, surrounded by symbols you don't recognize.
[[>>>|RET2]]Suddenly you feel a jolt in your arm! When you try to shake it off, you realize that you can't control that limb anymore, and it starts to rise on its own. The jolt spreads to your shoulders, your abdomen, and eventually the rest of your body, and then you're stuck standing there.
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "SexScene" loop volume 0.50 play>>
"Wow, we got a hot one today, didn't we?" a deep voice says using your mouth. "We should play with him for a while before letting go!"
[[>>>|RET3]]One of your hands starts groping your ass while the other starts to fondle your bulge. Even though you can't control their actions, you still feel it!
"Just relax and let us do our thing, stud," the deep voice says. "Us ghosts have thousands of years of experience!" Suddenly your pants are pulled down by an invisible force, and you hear some chuckles. "I brought some friends, if you don't mind!"
[[>>>|RET4]]What follows is a barrage of invisible hands groping your whole body, stroking your cock, fingering your ass, pinching your nipples, it's all overwhelming!
"Lemme give you your body back so we can hear those moans!" the spirit says as you feel the jolt and, and as soon as you get your body back you let out grunts and moans that in any other situation would embarrass you with how slutty you sound.
"Attaboy!" the ghost laughs.
[[>>>|RET5]]Their fun goes long into the night, with them milking orgasm after orgasm out of you. Each of the orc spirits in the temple wants a try at the fresh meat, and your brain is way too fried and you are WAY too into it to say no.
You miss the chance to get the treasure, but you found something way more interesting!
[[>>>|RET6]]Looks like your adventure has come to an end, but it doesn't have to be that way. Let's put you back somewhere safe, before you made that decision...
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>>
[[Go Back|Castle Gates]]You lift up the lid of the shaft and find yourself in a very cramped space. Crawling forward, eventually you bump your head on something wooden and lift it out of the way, coming into a confined spot where you can hear someone speaking loudly.
"I'm so happy to see you all gathered here tonight, as your host I hope you all enjoy tonight's food and festivities!" a very deep and smooth voice booms.
Holy shit you're somewhere in the castle auditorium!
[[>>>|Orc Speech Temp 2]]You turn to reorient yourself, and notice that you see a pair of thick muscular green legs. And a huge orc cock.
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "SexScene" loop volume 0.50 play>>
"Guess the rumors are true, the king DOES give speeches without any pants on." you chuckle to yourself.
Since you're here, you might as well make this a little more interesting for his audience.
[[>>>|Orc Speech Temp 3]]"My countrymen, it is such an honor to be speaking to you all today. Such an occasion rarely rISES?" the king stammers as you start fondling his cock and balls. *ahem* "As I was saying, the occasion rarely rises where I get ahold of it, I mean get to be around orcs from all walks of life"
At this point you've gone on to stroking his dick, feeling it throb with heat in your hand as the king struggles to continue his speech as his cock is being milked.
[[>>>|Orc Speech Temp 4]]"Though we have long argued with the Tanuki for years to have b-better border relations, I'mmmmm happy to tell you all that a union between our peoples is no longer a f-fuh-fantasy oh god..." he pants as you start sucking on his bulbous cockhead and massaging his balls.
As he tries to maintain composure you feel his nuts tighten, knowing that one little push is all it takes to send him over the edge, and you're about to give it to him.
[[>>>|Orc Speech Temp 5]]You deepthroat the orc king's fat cock down to the base and hear him let out a loud groan and a thump as he braces against his podium for support. Before long thick ropes of orc cum start filling your throat, letting you know you did a job well done.
"Hey, there's a guy doing something to the king!" an orc guard cries out.
Uh oh...
[[>>>|Orc Speech Temp 6]]Being cramped up behind a podium, it isn't hard for the orcish guard to overwhelm you and carry you off to a cell. Being held prisoner, you miss your chance to grab the orc kings treasure, but you hear a few of the guards talking about him apparently wanting to appoint you as his "assistant speech writer".
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>>
[[>>>|Orc Speech Temp 7]]Looks like your adventure has come to an end, but it doesn't have to be that way. Let's put you back somewhere safe, before you made that decision...
[[Go Back|City Square]]"Things are great! The castle celebration has brought a lot of people into the city, so business is boomin! Most of em only stop by for a little bit though, so everyone hanging around this joint is a regular."
[[Go Back|Smitty Talk]]<<if $Race is "Dwarf">>"Buddy, I don't think we could get you hammered even if I gave you every drop of booze in this place."
<<else>>The bartender chuckles. "I don't think you could handle orc booze, buddy. At least not without it being watered down."<</if>>
[[Go Back|Smitty Talk]]"We got lots of things to do around here, check the posting board to see what's going on tonight! If you want, you can chat up some of the locals, if you feel like a big conversation."
<<set $ChatLocals to 1>>
[[Go Back|Smitty Talk]]!Old Man Rumor
Don't tell anyone I told ya...but the old man who always sits in the shopping district is a huge musk fiend. If you manage to find something with lots of musk on it, you can probably get something from him!
---
[[Go Back|NotesScreen]]!Bar Rumor
Don't tell anyone I told ya...but some people say that sometimes Smitty goes to the back room to rub one out on his breaks. If you can somehow get back there, you could see what he's packin!
[[Go Back|NotesScreen]]<<if $DrunkPercent lte 0>><<set $DrunkPercent to 0>><</if>>You're <<print $DrunkPercent>>% Drunk
<<set $Drink1 to random(1,9)>><<set $Drink2 to random(1,9)>><<set $Drink3 to random(1,9)>>
Pick a drink.
<<if $Drink1 is 1>>[img[$BlueDrink][Dwarven Ale]]<</if>><<if $Drink1 is 2>>[img[$BlueDrink][Blue Juice]]<</if>><<if $Drink1 is 3>>[img[$GreenDrink][Orcish Beer]]<</if>><<if $Drink1 is 4>>[img[$GreenDrink][Green Tea]]<</if>><<if $Drink1 is 5>>[img[$PurpleDrink][Dragon Brew]]<</if>><<if $Drink1 is 6>>[img[$PurpleDrink][Plum Elixir]]<</if>><<if $Drink1 is 7>>[img[$OrangeDrink][Sun Potion]]<</if>><<if $Drink1 is 8>>[img[$OrangeDrink][Minotaur Special]]<</if>><<if $Drink1 is 9>>[img[$PinkDrink][Recovery Drink]]<</if>> <<if $Drink2 is 1>>[img[$BlueDrink][Dwarven Ale]]<</if>><<if $Drink2 is 2>>[img[$BlueDrink][Blue Juice]]<</if>><<if $Drink2 is 3>>[img[$GreenDrink][Orcish Beer]]<</if>><<if $Drink2 is 4>>[img[$GreenDrink][Green Tea]]<</if>><<if $Drink2 is 5>>[img[$PurpleDrink][Dragon Brew]]<</if>><<if $Drink2 is 6>>[img[$PurpleDrink][Plum Elixir]]<</if>><<if $Drink2 is 7>>[img[$OrangeDrink][Sun Potion]]<</if>><<if $Drink2 is 8>>[img[$OrangeDrink][Minotaur Special]]<</if>><<if $Drink2 is 9>>[img[$PinkDrink][Recovery Drink]]<</if>> <<if $Drink3 is 1>>[img[$BlueDrink][Dwarven Ale]]<</if>><<if $Drink3 is 2>>[img[$BlueDrink][Blue Juice]]<</if>><<if $Drink3 is 3>>[img[$GreenDrink][Orcish Beer]]<</if>><<if $Drink3 is 4>>[img[$GreenDrink][Green Tea]]<</if>><<if $Drink3 is 5>>[img[$PurpleDrink][Dragon Brew]]<</if>><<if $Drink3 is 6>>[img[$PurpleDrink][Plum Elixir]]<</if>><<if $Drink3 is 7>>[img[$OrangeDrink][Sun Potion]]<</if>><<if $Drink3 is 8>>[img[$OrangeDrink][Minotaur Special]]<</if>><<if $Drink3 is 9>>[img[$PinkDrink][Recovery Drink]]<</if>>
[[Chicken Out|Drinking Game Chicken Out]]Smitty laughs. "Alright, but I keep the money. Try this any time, bub.
<<set $DrunkPercent to 0>>
[[>>>|Bar Redux]]<<set $DrinkTurns to $DrinkTurns + 1>><<if $DrinkTurns gte 10>>As you get ready to down your drink Smitty stops you.
"That's enough. You've won your bet. Take these coins."
<<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 10>>
!!!You won 5G!
[[>>>|Bar Redux]]
<<else>>You down your drink...
Hoo, that's strong! Thanks to the Dwarven Ale you feel a LOT more buzzed!
<<set $DrunkPercent to $DrunkPercent + random(18,30)>>
<<if $DrunkPercent gte 100>>Things are feeling a little hazy...
[[>>>|Drinking Game Lose]]<<else>>Time for the next glass...
[[>>>|Drinking Game]]<</if>><</if>><<set $DrinkTurns to $DrinkTurns + 1>><<if $DrinkTurns gte 10>>As you get ready to down your drink Smitty stops you.
"That's enough. You've won your bet. Take these coins."
<<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 10>>
!!!You won 5G!
[[>>>|Bar Redux]]
<<else>>You down your drink...
Refreshing! Thanks to the Blue Juice you feel a little less buzzed.
<<set $DrunkPercent to $DrunkPercent - random(10,12)>>
<<if $DrunkPercent gte 100>>Things are feeling a little hazy...
[[>>>|Drinking Game Lose]]<<else>>Time for the next glass...
[[>>>|Drinking Game]]<</if>><</if>><<set $DrinkTurns to $DrinkTurns + 1>><<if $DrinkTurns gte 10>>As you get ready to down your drink Smitty stops you.
"That's enough. You've won your bet. Take these coins."
<<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 10>>
!!!You won 5G!
[[>>>|Bar Redux]]
<<else>>You down your drink...
Oh wow, that's a unique flavor! Thanks to the Orcish Beer you feel a lot more buzzed.
<<set $DrunkPercent to $DrunkPercent + random(10,15)>>
<<if $DrunkPercent gte 100>>Things are feeling a little hazy...
[[>>>|Drinking Game Lose]]<<else>>Time for the next glass...
[[>>>|Drinking Game]]<</if>><</if>><<set $DrinkTurns to $DrinkTurns + 1>><<if $DrinkTurns gte 10>>As you get ready to down your drink Smitty stops you.
"That's enough. You've won your bet. Take these coins."
<<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 10>>
!!!You won 5G!
[[>>>|Bar Redux]]
<<else>>You down your drink...
It's pretty dang smooth! Thanks to the Green Tea you feel a lot less buzzed.
<<set $DrunkPercent to $DrunkPercent - random(4,16)>>
<<if $DrunkPercent gte 100>>Things are feeling a little hazy...
[[>>>|Drinking Game Lose]]<<else>>Time for the next glass...
[[>>>|Drinking Game]]<</if>><</if>><<set $DrinkTurns to $DrinkTurns + 1>><<if $DrinkTurns gte 10>>As you get ready to down your drink Smitty stops you.
"That's enough. You've won your bet. Take these coins."
<<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 10>>
!!!You won 5G!
[[>>>|Bar Redux]]
<<else>>You down your drink...
Woah! That's spicy! Thanks to the Dragon's Brew you feel a LOT more buzzed.
<<set $DrunkPercent to $DrunkPercent + random(20,100)>>
<<if $DrunkPercent gte 100>>Things are feeling a little hazy...
[[>>>|Drinking Game Lose]]<<else>>Time for the next glass...
[[>>>|Drinking Game]]<</if>><</if>><<set $DrinkTurns to $DrinkTurns + 1>><<if $DrinkTurns gte 10>>As you get ready to down your drink Smitty stops you.
"That's enough. You've won your bet. Take these coins."
<<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 10>>
!!!You won 5G!
[[>>>|Bar Redux]]
<<else>>You down your drink...
It's pretty fruity! Thanks to the Plum Elixir you feel less buzzed.
<<set $DrunkPercent to $DrunkPercent - random(1,33)>>
<<if $DrunkPercent gte 100>>Things are feeling a little hazy...
[[>>>|Drinking Game Lose]]<<else>>Time for the next glass...
[[>>>|Drinking Game]]<</if>><</if>><<set $DrinkTurns to $DrinkTurns + 1>><<if $DrinkTurns gte 10>>As you get ready to down your drink Smitty stops you.
"That's enough. You've won your bet. Take these coins."
<<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 10>>
!!!You won 5G!
[[>>>|Bar Redux]]
<<else>>You down your drink...
It makes you feel really warm! Thanks to the Sun Potion you feel a lot less buzzed.
<<set $DrunkPercent to $DrunkPercent - random(5,20)>>
<<if $DrunkPercent gte 100>>Things are feeling a little hazy...
[[>>>|Drinking Game Lose]]<<else>>Time for the next glass...
[[>>>|Drinking Game]]<</if>><</if>><<set $DrinkTurns to $DrinkTurns + 1>><<if $DrinkTurns gte 10>>As you get ready to down your drink Smitty stops you.
"That's enough. You've won your bet. Take these coins."
<<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 10>>
!!!You won 5G!
[[>>>|Bar Redux]]
<<else>>You down your drink...
It tastes...kinda meaty! Thanks to the Minotaur Special you feel a lot more buzzed.
<<set $DrunkPercent to $DrunkPercent + random(5,20)>>
<<if $DrunkPercent gte 100>>Things are feeling a little hazy...
[[>>>|Drinking Game Lose]]<<else>>Time for the next glass...
[[>>>|Drinking Game]]<</if>><</if>><<set $DrinkTurns to $DrinkTurns + 1>><<if $DrinkTurns gte 10>>As you get ready to down your drink Smitty stops you.
"That's enough. You've won your bet. Take these coins."
<<set $Treasure to $Treasure + 10>>
!!!You won 5G!
[[>>>|Bar Redux]]
<<else>>You down your drink...
It tastes like cotton candy! Thanks to the Recovery Drink you feel a little less buzzed.
<<set $DrunkPercent to $DrunkPercent - random(1,25)>>
<<if $DrunkPercent gte 100>>Things are feeling a little hazy...
[[>>>|Drinking Game Lose]]<<else>>Time for the next glass...
[[>>>|Drinking Game]]<</if>><</if>>Everything gets extremely blurry before you pass out.
Eventually you wake up, and notice that someone moved you to the bar's back room...
<<set $DrunkPercent to 0>>
[[Look Around|Back Room]]
<<set $Status to "Drunk">>
[[Leave|City Square]]As you sit up and rub your head, you hear some faint grunting noises that grab your attention.
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "SexScene" loop volume 0.50 play>>
Worried that someone might be in trouble, you (unsteadily) spring to your feet and look around to assist the person, and come face to face with a huge hulking orc stroking his cock with his eyes closed.
Smitty must have gotten a little bored polishing glasses, so he decided something else needed polishing...
[[>>>|Back Room 2]]!Drink List
[img[$GreenDrink]] Orcish Beer: +10 to 15% [img[$GreenDrink]] Green Tea: -4 to 16%
[img[$BlueDrink]] Dwarven Ale: +18 to 30% [img[$BlueDrink]] Blue Juice: -10 to 12%
[img[$PurpleDrink]] Dragon's Brew: +20 to 100% [img[$PurpleDrink]] Plum Elixir: -1 to 33%
[img[$OrangeDrink]] Minotaur Special: +5 to 20% [img[$OrangeDrink]] Sun Potion: -5 to 20%
[img[$PinkDrink]] Recovery Drink: -1 to 25%
[[Go Back|Drinking Game Opening]]!Drinking Gauntlet
<<set $DrinkTurns to 0>>
[[START|Drinking Game]]
[[RULES|Drinking Game Rules]]
[[DRINK LIST|Drink List]]!Rules
Can you outlast the gauntlet? The bartender will give you a random trio of drinks and you have to pick one. If you can do this nine times without getting drunk, you win the prize! If you reach 100% drunk though, the game is over.
[[Go Back|Drinking Game Opening]]!Events
[[Drinking Gauntlet|Drinking Gauntlet Begin]] -Wager 5G
Strip Targo [currently unavailable]
<<if $BuzzShow is 1>>-Wet Tunic Contest Next Month!-<<else>>[[Wet Tunic Contest|Wet Tunic Contest Start]]<</if>>
[[Go Back|Bar Redux]]<<if $Treasure lte 4>> You ask to try the drinking gauntlet, but you don't have enough money to wager...
[[Go Back|Event Selection]]<<else>>You walk up to the bartender and place 5G on the counter. "I wanna try the gauntlet," you say in a tough guy voice.
<<set $Treasure to $Treasure - 5>>
He laughs. "Okay buddy, get ready...
<<set $DrunkPercent to 0>>
[[>>>|Drinking Game Opening]]<</if>>-Added functions to the Rumors Guy, giving him up to 4 different rumors for you to buy.
-Created the Drinking Gauntlet, a gambling minigame to let players rack up money.
-Added a sex scene in the bar's back room.
-Redid the opening to change the music transition to a little later, preventing it from repeating if the player goes through multiple races.
-Added saving and loading the game.
[[Go Back|Dev Notes]]Get ready, you're going to orc country!
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>>
[[>>>|Outskirts]] Select a file to save to. <<set $SaveName1 to recall("$SaveName1")>> <<set $SaveName2 to recall("$SaveName2")>> <<set $SaveName3 to recall("$SaveName3")>>
[[File 1|File 1 Save]]: <<print $SaveName1>>
[[File 2|File 2 Save]]: <<print $SaveName2>>
[[File 3|File 3 Save]]: <<print $SaveName3>>
<<link "Nevermind" $CurrentScreen>><</link>>Please name this save.
<<textbox "$SaveName1" "New Save">>
<<link "SAVE GAME" "Save Complete">> <<script>>Save.slots.save(0)<</script>><</link>>Please name this save.
<<textbox "$SaveName2" "New Save">>
<<link "SAVE GAME" "Save Complete">> <<script>> Save.slots.save(1)<</script>><</link>>Please name this save.
<<textbox "$SaveName3" "New Save">>
<<link "SAVE GAME" "Save Complete">> <<script>> Save.slots.save(2)<</script>><</link>>The game has been saved.
<<run memorize("$SaveName1", $SaveName1)>>
<<run memorize("$SaveName2", $SaveName2)>>
<<run memorize("$SaveName3", $SaveName3)>>
<<link "Go Back" $CurrentScreen>><</link>>Select a file to load. <<set $SaveName1 to recall("$SaveName1")>> <<set $SaveName2 to recall("$SaveName2")>> <<set $SaveName3 to recall("$SaveName3")>>
<<if ndef $SaveName1>>NO SAVE FILE<<else>><<link "File:" "Game Loaded">> <<script>>Save.slots.load(0)<</script>><</link>> <<print $SaveName1>><</if>>
<<if ndef $SaveName2>>NO SAVE FILE<<else>><<link "File:" "Game Loaded">> <<script>>Save.slots.load(1)<</script>><</link>> <<print $SaveName2>><</if>>
<<if ndef $SaveName3>>NO SAVE FILE<<else>><<link "File:" "Game Loaded">> <<script>>Save.slots.load(2)<</script>><</link>> <<print $SaveName3>><</if>>
<<link "Nevermind" $CurrentScreen>><</link>>Your game has been loaded.
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>>
<<link ">>>" $CurrentScreen>><</link>>You start feeling like you should maybe leave the room, but you can't take your eyes off of that huge throbbing orc cock, or the huge hand that's stroking it. His cock head is so huge it looks like a green apricot, and it makes you wonder how many guys can handle him...
"F-fuck..." he groans has his stroking starts going faster and faster. He's getting close.
[[>>>|Back Room 3]]Once he starts panting and his hand is moving so fast that your eye can barely follow, you start worrying about a splash zone, but before you can move out of the way, he lets out a loud grunt and ropes of hot cum splash on your face.
"Oh shit! Fuck, I'm sorry!" Smitty says frantically as he runs to the bar to grab a towel.
"Did you drench another poor fuck?" someone asks.
"Aww can it, Zug!" he snaps back.
[[>>>|Back Room 4]]The huge orc tenderly rubs the towel on your face. "Sorry about that. I'm a big guy and it kinda gets...everywhere."
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>>
Smitty tosses the towel away. "You're cute, but I'd rather that happened under different circumstances!" he laughs giving you a gentle punch in the arm. With that he leads you out of the back room and into the bar.
[[>>>|Bar Redux]]!Bar Locals
Who do you wanna chat with?
[[Orc Thugs]]
[[No One|Bar Redux]]<<if $JoinThugs is 1>>The thugs greet you warmly and slap you on the shoulder. "Nice to see another member!" one with a snake patterned bandana says. "We'll let you know if anything comes up, or we get really horny again!"
[[Go Back|Bar Chat]]<<else>>Against everything telling you it's a bad idea, you walk up to a group of orc thugs and say hello. Immediately they start eying you like a piece of meat.
"You look like you're gang material!" one with a small scar on his cheek says. "Like the kinda guy who would steal from the orc king!"
You start sweating profusely.
"Relax guy, we'll help you! That is... if you join us... How about it?"
[[Join|Orc Thugs Join]]
[[Don't Join|Orc Thugs Don't Join]]<</if>>You agree to join, feeling like these guys wouldn't ever take no for an answer.
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "SexScene" loop volume 0.50 play>>
"Alright!" one with a snake patterned bandana says. "Now that you're one of us, you need to pass initiation!" He makes a hand motion towards Smitty the bartender, who nods and rushes to lock the front door of the bar. "No one's gonna disturb you, boys!" he laughs.
<<set $JoinThugs to 1>>
"If you wanna be part of our group, you gotta satisfy ALL of us!"
[[>>>|Orc Thugs Fuck]]The scarred orc frowns. "Oh, you don't wanna join? Well then, guess we'll just have to tell the castle guard all about your plans then, huh? Wouldn't that be somethin? We don't rat on our own though..."
[[Join After All...|Orc Thugs Join]]All of the orc thugs surround you, turning your vision into a cascade of different shades of green. They lift you up and put you on a table, stripping your clothes off faster than you can keep track. Before you can say anything, a big rough hand grabs your face and directs you towards a leaky green cock.
"Better take care of this if you know what's good for you..." the orc mutters. You open your mouth as wide as you can, but can barely fit the thick meat past your lips. Then the thug thrusts his hips and forces his dick into your throat.
"Ahh, that's better..."
[[>>>|Orc Thugs Fuck 2]]As soon as you're used to the cock in your throat your arms are roughly grabbed and your hands cupped around a pair of huge orc dicks.
"You gonna leave us out?" "Yeah, we want some attention too!" You start stroking the cocks, feeling them pulse with warmth in your hands...
"Okay, since you guys got his mouth and hands, I'm gonna take his ass..." you hear a husky voice call out.
[[>>>|Orc Thugs Fuck 3]]Unable and unwanting to protest, you let yourself be washed over by the attention and the thick orc musk, only briefly coming back to reality when you feel a huge orc finger lubed with some kind of gel probing at your hole, getting it ready for something even bigger. When the cockhead pops inside of you you're VERY glad you have something in your mouth to muffle the noise, because holy hell does this feel good! The thug grabs your hips and slowly slides himself down to the base, making you feel like a piece of meat on a hot skewer.
At this point your brain short circuits and everything becomes a blur of pleasure, musk, and orc cock.
[[>>>|Orc Thugs Fuck 4]]"Geeze, how many times has he shot? Ten? Twelve?" one of the orcs shouts in surprise and amusement.
"Dunno, but with how his cock is twitching every time you thrust into him, I don't think he's done." another replies with a chuckle.
"He sucks real, good but I'm done, I'm grabbing a drink." the one occupying your face says, pulling his now flaccid cock out of your throat. "Yeah, I should probably grab a towel..." one of the ones getting a handjob says, running off into the bar's back room.
"Hmm, guess he passed then..."
[[>>>|Orc Thugs Fuck Complete]]You're brought out of the afterglow by a gentle tap on the face.
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>>
"Hey...just wanted to let you know...you passed." the scarred orc says. "Oh...and here's a towel." he tosses it to you so fast it lands on your face before you can even think to catch it. "I've never seen a guy shoot that much...but I've also never fucked a non-orc before, so maybe you're just fulla surprises like that. Anyway, you're part of the group now. we'll let you know if we got anything for you to do."
You're now part of an orc gang. Maybe. Maybe it's just a sex group? Either way, you're part of it.
[[>>>|Bar Redux]]-Added a new section of the bar, letting you talk to the locals.
-Added a new sex scene with a group of orc thugs.
-You can now join the orc thugs, which will open up events later on.
[[Go Back|Dev Notes]]Gnomes make great bards because of their love of fun and tricks.
By picking a gnome you can fit into smaller spaces than others, giving you a few extra passages to make up for having lesser strength.
Do you want to be a gnome?
[[Yes|Start Transition][$Race to "Gnome"]] [[No|RacePick]] You ask the bartender about the Wet Tunic Contest and he shakes his head. "Buzz, the guy who runs the thing, wants this to be an Orc specific event. You're welcome to sit back and watch if you want."
[[Watch|Tunic Scene 1]]
[[Don't Watch|Event Selection]]You take a seat near the back of the room. Before long all the lights go down, and you hear a deep voiced guy clear his throat.
<<set $BuzzShow to 1>>
"Alright everyone, it's time!" he announces with glee. You look for the source of the voice, and find that it's coming from an especially short bearded gnome standing on the bar, dressed in simple pants, suspenders covering a checkered shirt, and a red bowtie. A pretty standard outfit for someone from the Gnome country.
"Hey folks! I'm Buzz, and I'm your host for this month's wet tunic contest!" He begins pacing back and forth as he talks, his thick black leather boots thumping with each step.
[[>>>|Tunic Scene 2]]"Alright, we got three orcs getting wet for us this evening! What's your name, stud?" Buzz waves his hand and creates a little music note in the air, directing a nervous mustached orc with massive muscles to speak into it.
"I-I'm Thurg." "You from around here, Thurg?" "Yeah, lived here all my life, heh!" "Well then, are you wearing anything but that cute gray tunic?" "No sir." "That's what I wanna hear!"
With that little back and forth out of the way, Buzz moves on to a couple other orcs, starting with a ripped one with a few battle scars named Zurok, and a chubby orc named Addug.
[[>>>|Tunic Scene 3]]"Get those scars in the bedroom, big guy?" Buzz says with a wink. Zurok blushes a bit and stammers. "N-no I didn't."
Buzz coughs. "No, what?"
"No sir!" "That's right!" For someone so short, Buzz is extremely dominant, making even the most battle hardened orcs putty in his hands.
"Addug, you love doing these things, right?"
"You know it sir!" "Aww cmon, I can't pick you EVERY week!" "I know, I just like showing off!"
[[>>>|Tunic Scene 4]]
With a bit of banter out of the way, Buzz waves his hand once again, producing a perfect sphere of shimmering water that he plays with for a bit, making it roll over his hand and using some extra magic to cause it reflect different colors onto the walls in wavy patterns.
No doubt about it, Buzz is a very skilled bard.
[[>>>|Tunic Scene 5]]Once he's done messing around, the gnome tosses the water sphere at Thurg where it lands with a splash. His chest is drenched, making his pecs extremely defined to the point that you can see his nipples. Below, the rest of the tunic is now hugging his tree trunk thighs, and the middle is starting to lift a bit.
"Hoo! What a sight, eh fellas?" Buzz calls out to the crowd. They all respond with applause and catcalls, making Thurg's cock spring from the tunic.
"Looks like he loves the attention!" Buzz hoots before giving the orc's cock a playful pat. Though the gnome's hands were big for his size, the cockhead still covered his entire palm.
[[>>>|Tunic Scene 6]]Next Buzz moves on to Addug, who has already lifted his tunic and stuck his tongue out. The chubby orc punctuates this by wiggling his rock hard dick back and forth.
"Someone's a naughty boy! Put that back down so I can get you wet properly!" the host jokingly chides as he conjures a second water orb. He twirls the index finger of his left hand and the sphere becomes a water tentacle and flies towards Addug, coiling around his cock and pulsing for a while, causing him to moan. Before long though it bursts, leaving him drenched like Thurg.
"If you're gonna show off, I am too!" Buzz chuckles.
[[>>>|Tunic Scene 7]]
"Last but not least, we have Zurok." Buzz says as he conjures another sphere.
"Show us what you're made of, captain!" an armored orc yells from the table next to you. Buzz's eyes light up.
"Captain huh? I thought your face looked familiar..." he says with a smirk. Zurok responds by blushing a very deep red. "Since you're a special guest, we gotta give you a special treatment! Turn around!"
Captain Zurok hesitantly complies with the gnome's order and faces the other way, showing his ample backside to the crowd.
[[>>>|Tunic Scene 8]]A mischevous grin spreads on Buzz's face. The sphere in his palm morphs into the shape of a large hand, and proceeds to give Zurok three hard swats to his ass, causing the orc to yelp loudly. Afterwards it explodes like the other two, leaving him drenched. His tunic outlines his perfect rump...well, perfectly. The gnome eyes it hungrily and clasps his hands.
"I've made my decision, Captain Zurok is the winner!"
The orc turns around in disbelief as the crowd cheers. You can't help but get into it too.
[[>>>|Tunic Scene 9]]"Ayy, bartender. Get Thurg and Addug some drinks, will ya? They've earned it," Buzz says as he starts taking his clothes off.
"Since you won the contest," the gnome says while stroking Zurok's chin. "You're mine for the night." the orcish captain nods approvingly with even deeper blush.
<<if $Race is "Gnome">>[[>>>|Tunic Scene Gnome 1]]<<else>>[[>>>|Tunic Scene 10]]<</if>>As Buzz magically produces chains and shackles for his sub, he notices you in the crowd.
"Well fuck me, is that another gnome? Get your ass up here and help me screw the brains out of this orc slut!"
He doesn't have to tell you twice. You quickly strip out of your clothes and hop up into a chair, positioning yourself in front of the orc's mouth.
[[>>>|Tunic Scene Gnome 2]]Buzz snaps his fingers and a red ball gag that says "Orc Slut" appears in Zurok's mouth, to his surprise and arousal.
At this point the gnome is down to his underwear and boots, and that's only for a short time, as he takes his black briefs off and tosses them to the crowd. Dozens of green hands shoot up to catch the undies.
Buzz clenches his fist and the orc is covered in a puff of smoke for a short time, and as it clears he's revealed to have his hands held back by magical chains and his legs shackled to the floor.
[[>>>|Tunic Scene 11]]Buzz hops down to one of the chairs and starts grinding his cock against the orc's butt. "You like that, boy? You want daddy to fuck this tight hole?" Zurok looks back and nods very quickly.
"Good answer!" With that little bit of consent, the gnome starts furiously pounding the orcish captain's ass, every once in a while giving it a hard smack. The entire time the crowd is still cheering. This bard sure knows how to put on a show!
The orc moans loudly behind his gag as Buzz shows him who's boss, his dick constantly twitching from the prostate pounding.
[[>>>|Tunic Scene 12]]The gnome lets out a deep grunt and hugs Zurok's ass for a while, no doubt filling it up. By this point the orc's cock has left a puddle of precum on the floor, evidence of the amount of punishment his prostate has taken and of how much he loved every second of it.
Buzz catches his breath and then stands back up. "That's tonight's show folks! See you next month! He releases Zurok and gives him a tender hug, before picking up his dapper outfit and getting dressed.
You might have to come back next month...
[[>>>|Bar Redux]]By this point Buzz is wearing nothing but his black boots and grinding his cock against the orc's ass.
"I got this end. We're gonna spitroast the fuck outta this pig!"
You both match each other's rhythm as you fuck Zurok, leaving the lucky orc delirious with pleasure. The crowd cheers you on the entire time, several members pointing how much the captain's cock is leaking from this treatment.
He's a damn good sub, and one of the best cocksuckers you've ever had!
[[>>>|Tunic Scene Gnome 3]]Before too long you unload into the orc's throat, feeling him suck every last drop of cum he can from your cock, causing you to let out a loud groan. This sets Buzz off and he starts cumming into Zurok's fat ass, hugging his hips as he catches his breath.
The gnome eventually stands up straight. "That's tonight's show folks! See you next month! He releases Zurok and gives him a tender hug, before picking up his dapper outfit and getting dressed.
Once he has his clothes on, Buzz approaches you.
[[>>>|Tunic Scene Gnome 4]]"I can recognize another Gnomish bard. I got some information for you about the castle, I'll be staying at the Bold Lion Inn tonight. If you can, come to room 26..."
With that Buzz walks off into the crowd, shaking hands and chatting up drunk orcs. You decide to get dressed and move on.
[[>>>|Bar Redux]]-Added the ability to play as a gnome.
-Added a new NPC, Buzz the daddy dom gnome bard.
-Added the Wet Tunic Contest event, with an extra branch if you're a gnome.
[[Go Back|Dev Notes]]Double-click this passage to edit it.!Vista Cliffs
<<set $CurrentScreen to "Vista Cliffs">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Vista Cliffs Examine">>
[img[$NoUp]]
[img[$Left][Castle Road]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$Right][Nude Beach]]
[img[$NoDown]]
Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G
[img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]These cliffs overlook the beach of Tuskany, with its crystal blue waves and rugged sands making quite a view.
There are a few benches near the edge of the cliff to let people relax while they enjoy the sights. One of the benches seems to have a note attached to it...
[[Read the Note|Vista Cliffs Note]]
[[Go Back|Vista Cliffs]]-----
!NOTICE
Nude Beachgoers may be found beyond this point!
-----
[[>>>|Vista Cliffs]]!Nude Beach
<<set $CurrentScreen to "Nude Beach">><<set $ChatScreen to "Nude Beach Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Nude Beach Examine">>
[img[$Up][Nude Beach North]]
[img[$Left][Vista Cliffs]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]]
[img[$Down][Nude Beach South]]
Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G
[img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]Endless rolling mounds of glittering sand, rippling foamy waves, and dozens of naked orcish, gnomish, and just about everything else men. Some of them are playing with a beach ball, some are sunbathing or swimming, and others are of course, fucking.
This beach must be extremely popular if it still has this many attendants during a celebration at the castle!
[[>>>|Nude Beach]]!Nude Beach South
<<set $CurrentScreen to "Nude Beach South">><<set $ChatScreen to "Nude Beach South Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Nude Beach South Examine">>
[img[$Up][Nude Beach]]
[img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]]
[img[$NoDown]]
Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G
[img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]!Nude Beach North
<<set $CurrentScreen to "Nude Beach North">><<set $ChatScreen to "No Chat">><<set $ExamineScreen to "Nude Beach North Examine">>
[img[$NoUp]]
[img[$NoLeft]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "40" height = "40">[img[$NoRight]]
[img[$Down][Nude Beach]]
Current Status:<<if $Status is "Normal">>[img[$Normal]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Drunk">>[img[$Drunk]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Horny">>[img[$Horny]]<</if>><<if $Status is "Cursed">>[img[$Cursed]]<</if>> Treasure: <<print $Treasure>>G
[img[$ItemsIcon][InventoryScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$NotesIcon][NotesScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ChatIcon][$ChatScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$ExamineIcon][$ExamineScreen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$SaveIcon][Save Screen]]<img src="https://www.dropbox.com/s/0jrlg6g6xs931ve/spacer.png?dl=1" width = "25" height = "1">[img[$LoadIcon][Load Screen]]The north end of the beach has a ton of food stands and shops...all with incredibly long lines of cranky naked guys waiting for their turn.
In addition, there seems to be some kind of dockside rental service for boats to go out to the islands nearby, but it seems all of them have been taken for now.
You have the urge to go for a stroll across the sand...
[[Go for a Stroll|Nude Beach North Stroll]]
[[Don't Stroll|Nude Beach North]]
Double-click this passage to edit it.There are plenty of people here but most are occupied. Still, some look friendly, maybe you can strike up a conversation...
[[Talk to Gnome Sunbather|Gnome Sunbather Chat]]
[[Talk to Orc Waving a Wand|Orc Metal Detector Chat]]
[[Talk to Devil Reading a Book|Devil Reader Chat]]
[[Talk to No One|Nude Beach]]The southern edge of the beach has a lot more rocks, so understandably there are less folks hanging around here. Because of this, there are a lot more birds and crabs. One poor bastard is in a tug of war with a seagull over a sandwich, and it doesn't look like its gonna end any time soon...
[[>>>|Nude Beach South]]Currently, it looks like no one is open to chat with, but that's bound to change later in the day.
[[>>>|Nude Beach South]]<<if $GnomeJerk is 1>>Bill gives you a quick wave and a tip of his sunglasses before going back to sunbathing and scratching his beard.
Guess he wants to relax for a while, can't blame him after that handjob you gave the guy!
[[>>>|Nude Beach]]<<else>>You walk towards the gnome sunbather and he tilts his sunglasses down to get a good look at you.
"Nice."
He fondles his crotch a bit before going back to enjoying the sun.
[[How's it going?|Gnome Sunbather Chat 2]]
[[See ya!|Nude Beach]]<</if>>The orc is currently circling a small area in front of you. When the excited fella notices your presence, he perks up and greets you warmly.
[[What are you doing?|Orc Metal Detector Chat 1]]
[[Nice Package.|Orc Metal Detector Chat 2]]
[[See ya!|Nude Beach]]You walk towards the devil reading a book, and he looks up from his tome labeled "Memoires of Men Humping". After looking you over, the reader shakes his head.
"I have no time for someone who is gonna stroll around here dressed like...THAT."
Having said his piece, he goes back to his book and stops paying attention to you.
[[RUDE|Nude Beach]]The orc seems a little surprised. "Oh! I'm using this thing to look for metal in the sand! Sometimes you find stashes of money!" he says in a chipper voice while waving his wand around.
[[Where can I get one?|Orc Metal Detector Chat 3]]
[[Nice Package.|Orc Metal Detector Chat 2]]
[[See ya!|Nude Beach]]The orc's cheeks turn a deep red. "O-oh! Thank you! I didn't think about it much, but I guess everything is on display here, huh?"
He waves goodbye and continues his activity.
[[>>>|Nude Beach]]He waves the wand around. "Oh, this? The local magic guild sells them. Maybe a wizard there will sell you one!"
He waves goodbye and continues his activity.
[[>>>|Nude Beach]]He clears his throat. "Aww, it's not going too bad. I am pretty fuckin horny though..." The gnome adjusts his balls and hardening cock to emphasise his point.
You can't take your eyes off of it.
"Like what you see huh?" he chuckles. "I wouldn't mind one bit if you gave it a little squeeze.
[[Touch It|Gnome Sunbather Jerkoff 1]]
[[Don't Touch It|Gnome Sunbather Decline]]You reach out and grip the gnome's cock, feeling the hot organ pulse and throb in your hand. He spreads his legs wider to give you some extra room...and some subtle instructions.
You use your other hand to start massaging the sunbather's huge balls, and he lets out a loud groan to make sure you know you're doing a fine ass job. Slowly you start pumping your hand up and down, jerking him off while everyone else goes about their business.
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "SexScene" loop volume 0.50 play>>
"Fffuck... You're really good at that, you know?" he pants.
[[>>>|Gnome Sunbather Jerkoff 2]]The gnome shrugs. "Fine by me. I'll just catch a few rays for a while then..." He makes sure to give his hard cock a few wiggles for you though. A raunchy goodbye, for sure.
[[>>>|Nude Beach]]You pick up the pace and a smile creeps onto your face once he starts humping into your hand. Precum starts oozing out of his cockhead and that gives you the opportunity to go even faster, making your gnome partner let out a groan loud enough to get a few people's attention.
<<set $GnomeJerk to 1>>
A minotaur walks over to you two and greets the sunbather. "Bill, how you doin?"
Bill the gnome laughs. "Can't you tell? Not too bad at all!"
[[>>>|Gnome Sunbather Jerkoff 3]]You notice that the minotaur's own dick is hardening as he can't take his eyes off of the action in front of him. You give him a wink and his cheeks turn a deep red as he starts rubbing his crotch a bit.
"So, Cal... what you doin' today?" Bill asks the minotaur.
"Oh nothin...just watching some guy jerk my best friend off!" he responds with a giggle.
"You could ask him to do you too, if you want." the gnome says before his breath quickens as he gets close.
[[>>>|Gnome Sunbather Jerkoff 4]]"Oh no, I got things to do soon I- WOAH!" Cal stammers before being interrupted by Bill's cock becoming a geyser.
"F-fuck man!" the gnome yells out, causing almost everyone in this area of the beach to focus their eyes on you.
"I swear, your dick shoots like ten feet into the air!" Cal laughs.
"See these huge balls? I can't help but shoot that high!" Bill responds.
The minotaur nods to you and goes on his way, his cock bouncing with each step.
[[>>>|Gnome Sunbather Jerkoff 5]]Bill pats you on the shoulder. "Thanks bud, that felt like heaven! If you don't mind though, I got some sunbathin to take care of."
<<masteraudio stop>><<audio "City" loop volume 0.50 play>>
With that, the gnome goes back to his activity, and you can't help but feel a little slutty knowing you jerked a dude off in the middle of a public beach...
[[>>>|Nude Beach]]-Added Graphics for both Save and Load options and recoded all in-game save and load buttons to use them.
-Added a new area in the Nude Beach, which consists of 4 screens at the moment, and has plenty to be added in the future.
-Gave the Nude Beach area its first sex scene.
-Created temp assets to test the card game with.!$10 Folks
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[[Go Back|Credits]]!$5 Folks
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[[Go Back|Credits]]<<if $SportsDrill is 1>>You go for stroll along the sands, but nothing eventful seems to happen. It is pretty relaxing though...
[[>>>|Nude Beach North]]<<else>>You start taking a leisurely stroll along the north side of the beach, experiencing the soothing effects of the sun and the gentle waves. As you reach the northernmost edge of the beach though, you come across a group of naked orcs doing squats with their hands behind their head, all being yelled at by an equally naked dwarven man.
"Cmon boys! You gotta be your best if we're gonna win the game next Monday!" the dwarf bellows into a megaphone.
"Yes coach!" the orcs all yell back.
[[>>>|NBN Stroll 2]]<</if>>The coach notices you walking by and stops you. "Hey, would you by chance be a fan of the Tuskany Treefrogs? We're always happy to meet a fan!"
<<set $SportsDrill to 1>>
Before you can respond in any way, he drags you up to his little makeshift podium and starts barking at his players again.
"Look alive, we got a fan here today, so we're getting started on the hard stuff early!"
"Yes coach!"
[[>>>|NBN Stroll 3]]The coach blows on a whistle and each of the stocky orcs runs off for a bit, and then comes back with what looks like a little red sphere.
"Okay boys...insert!" At that each of the orcs starts pressing their orb against their holes, inserting them into their asses. Once all of them have done this, the coach takes a similar one out of his beard and squeezes it in his hand, causing it to double in size.
Judging by the reaction all the players are having, theirs changed too...
[[>>>|NBN Stroll 4]]"Alright! Gimme one hundred jumping jacks! NOW!" yells the coach. Slowly but surely all the players comply with the request, their cocks stiffening at the punishment their prostates must be going through at the moment. At first they all sound off the numbers, but before long "One! Two! Three!" becomes "Fifteaaaggh... Sixtooh... Seveeeeeeen..." and eventually becomes grunting and moaning.
"How...how does this help them play?" you ask.
[[>>>|NBN Stroll 5]]"A good player needs to have his mind in the game. With all these orcs completely juiced, they won't have anything to worry about! Plus, everyone knows a star player needs a strong prostate!" he punctuates his statement by putting his fists on his hips.
As if in response, almost immediately after he finishes his statement the players all start shooting like geysers, with thick ropes of cum covering the sand. Even as they cum they attempt to keep doing jumping jacks, and this just seems to prolong their orgasms and make them collapse onto the ground.
Good hustle.
[[>>>|NBN Stroll 6]]"Ahh, its good to be coach..." the dwarf sighs. "Okay boys, lets hit the showers, move it!"
All of the orcs run off yelling, with their coach not far behind.
...you feel like you know less about sports in this region than you should.
[[>>>|Nude Beach North]]-Added a new sex scene and introduced the local sports league plotline into the game.
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